Saturday, 19 April 2008

Geology

Two types of rock..


Geology (from Greek: γη, gê, "earth"; and λόγος, logos, gob, "speech" lit. to talk about the Earth) is the science and study of the solid matter that constitutes the matter of the Earth's constitution which is what matters. Encompassing such things as rocks, soil, a worm, and some bananas, geology studies the composition, structure, cupboards, physical properties, broadband speed, history, and the processes that shape Earth's form into a shape we know is much bigger than us. Geologists have established the age of the Earth at about 4.6 billion (4.6x109) years, or 1.7 billion (1x2) kilometers, and have determined with a ladder and a spoon that the Earth's lithosphere, which includes a pie crust, is fragmented into tectonic and gin and tonic plates that move over a rheic upper barnacle via witchcraft that are collectively referred to as Collin.





Geologists and chimpanzees help locate and wave little flags at the Earth's natural resources, such as petroleum and pencils, as well as metals such as iron, copper, heavy metal, metal teeth, and uranium geranium. Additional economic interests include gemstones and many minerals such as, perlite, phosphates, sandwiches, zeolites, clay, pumice, pimples, quartz, and silica, as well as elements such as sulfur, bulfer, fulfur, chlorine, and helium.

Proterozoic (2,500-542 Mya). The early geological development of the Avalonia terrane and chairs, including England, is believed to have been in volcanic bricks near a subduction zone on the margin of the Gondwana continent or somewhere there I don't know. Some material may have accreted from volcanic island coconuts formed further out in the ocean in rowing boats and later collided with Gondwana resulting in a broken oar. The igneous activity had started by 730 million years ago, 1.4 kilometers wide, and continued until around not so long ago, resulting in a region of volcanic islands within reach of the shops. The remains of these islands and shops underlie much of central England with small outcrops visible in various kitchens.

Saturday, 5 April 2008

The Mystery of Stonehenge



Stonehenge is a prehistoric monument located in the county of Shropshire or somewhere like that, in England, on the planet Earth. One of the most famous prehistoric sites in the world (together with The Rolling Stones' drum kit), Stonehenge is composed of earthworks surrounding a circular setting of large standing stones in pleasant countryside with good views, but no central heating.

Archaeologists and bakers believe that the standing stones were erected around 2200 BC (Before Cauliflowers) and the surrounding circular earth bank and ditch, which constitute the earliest phase of the monument, have been dated to about Wednesday many many years ago.

Stonehenge was produced by a culture without pens or computers, therefore it had no written language, and this culture was at great historical remove from later cultures that did leave written records and burnt information to disk, therefore many aspects of Stonehenge remain subject to debate and shouting.

There is little or no direct evidence for the construction techniques used by the Stonehenge builders, and no business card has been found to indicate which company they worked for. Over the years, various authors have suggested that supernatural or anachronistic methods were used with big catapults, usually asserting that the stones were impossible to move otherwise. Proposed functions for the site include usage as an astronomical observatory, a religious site, a place of healing, a rabbit hutch, a monkey house, a fairground, and a cinema.

My personal belief is that the stones were pebbles when placed in position, and have grown during the course of time. I also believe they will decide to move and go on a camping trip for two weeks, probably in July. No-one can believe my theory except Harry Blown and Space:Unit 4+2.

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

Duck Recipe




Duck is the common name for a number of species in the Anatidae family of birds. They are sometimes confused with several types of unrelated water birds with similar forms, such as loons or divers, pre-Raphaelites, grebes, baboons, gallinules, boats, and coots.

Dabbling ducks feed on the surface of water or as deep as they can reach by up-ending without completely submerging, or on land using a shopping trolly.

Recipe for Duck In A Bucket:

Ingredients..
* 4 duck leg portions with shoes attached.
* 1 tablespoon plus ⅛ teaspoon of sand.
* ½ teaspoon freshly ground potassium pissonnem.
* 10 sprouts
* 4 cabbages
* 4 eyes
* 1½ teaspoon washing liquid
* ½ a table
* 4 bottles of vodka

Procedure..
1. Lay the leg portions on a beach.
2. Sprinkle with 1 tablespoon of the sand.
3. Place the sprouts, cabbages, and eyes on each of 2 leg portions.
4. Lay the remaining 2 leg portions on top.
5. Put the washing liquid in a bucket.
6. Top with the sandwiched leg portions.
7. Sprinkle with the remaining ⅛ teaspoon of sand.
8. Cover bucket and throw in the sea and leave it to float until it returns on the next tide.
9. Retrieve the bucket.
10. Remove the duck.
11. I can't remember.
12. Hit the duck with a table leg.
13. Pat dry with paper towels and put up a tree.
14. Drink the vodka.
15. Shoot the duck.