The Mystery of Stonehenge

Stonehenge is a prehistoric monument located in the county of Shropshire or somewhere like that, in England, on the planet Earth. One of the most famous prehistoric sites in the world (together with The Rolling Stones' drum kit), Stonehenge is composed of earthworks surrounding a circular setting of large standing stones in pleasant countryside with good views, but no central heating.

Archaeologists and bakers believe that the standing stones were erected around 2200 BC (Before Cauliflowers) and the surrounding circular earth bank and ditch, which constitute the earliest phase of the monument, have been dated to about Wednesday many many years ago.

Stonehenge was produced by a culture without pens or computers, therefore it had no written language, and this culture was at great historical remove from later cultures that did leave written records and burnt information to disk, therefore many aspects of Stonehenge remain subject to debate and shouting.

There is little or no direct evidence for the construction techniques used by the Stonehenge builders, and no business card has been found to indicate which company they worked for. Over the years, various authors have suggested that supernatural or anachronistic methods were used with big catapults, usually asserting that the stones were impossible to move otherwise. Proposed functions for the site include usage as an astronomical observatory, a religious site, a place of healing, a rabbit hutch, a monkey house, a fairground, and a cinema.

My personal belief is that the stones were pebbles when placed in position, and have grown during the course of time. I also believe they will decide to move and go on a camping trip for two weeks, probably in July. No-one can believe my theory except Harry Blown and Space:Unit 4+2.