Duck is the common name for a number of species in the Anatidae family of birds. They are sometimes confused with several types of unrelated water birds with similar forms, such as loons or divers, pre-Raphaelites, grebes, baboons, gallinules, boats, and coots.
Dabbling ducks feed on the surface of water or as deep as they can reach by up-ending without completely submerging, or on land using a shopping trolly.
Recipe for Duck In A Bucket:
Ingredients..
* 4 duck leg portions with shoes attached.
* 1 tablespoon plus ⅛ teaspoon of sand.
* ½ teaspoon freshly ground potassium pissonnem.
* 10 sprouts
* 4 cabbages
* 4 eyes
* 1½ teaspoon washing liquid
* ½ a table
* 4 bottles of vodka
Procedure..
1. Lay the leg portions on a beach.
2. Sprinkle with 1 tablespoon of the sand.
3. Place the sprouts, cabbages, and eyes on each of 2 leg portions.
4. Lay the remaining 2 leg portions on top.
5. Put the washing liquid in a bucket.
6. Top with the sandwiched leg portions.
7. Sprinkle with the remaining ⅛ teaspoon of sand.
8. Cover bucket and throw in the sea and leave it to float until it returns on the next tide.
9. Retrieve the bucket.
10. Remove the duck.
11. I can't remember.
12. Hit the duck with a table leg.
13. Pat dry with paper towels and put up a tree.
14. Drink the vodka.
15. Shoot the duck.
8 comments:
I wouldn't be surprised that is the recipe they use for Braised Potted Ducks in China Town , Professor Fufu-u!!!
I want your bath cap!
PS: Is that HARRY prtending to be a duck or an aquatic chef?
They must be very wise Chinamen in China Town if they do.
That fellow seems to be potted I know that much.
I think that duck was made from a bathing cap; it looks rubbery!
I wouldn't like to try and it that duck, it looks a little rubbery from here.
Professor, I must say that these collages are quite fantastic and your sense of humor reminds me of one Boiled Egg. Like Miladysa, i would not dare eat the rubber duckie.
I forgot to mention I wouldn't eat that duck either!
Anonymous.. the duck is a cousin of my bathing cap, although I find a good bathing cap is very nutritious.
Miladysa.. I'm glad, it's my duck not yours :)
Ces.. a Professor's work is very serious business and I am glad you like the photographs!
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