Tuesday, 12 February 2008

Missing Sock Theory


Time travel is the concept of moving backwards and/or forwards to different points in time, in a manner analogous to moving through space sideways, either way. Anyway, some interpretations of time travel suggest the possibility of travel between parallel realities or universes or something like that. Missing sock phenomenon of time dilation in the theory of relativity is currently unknown, whether the laws of physics would allow backwards time travel who cares. Any technological device, whether fictional, hypothetical or silly that is used to achieve two-way and/ or sideways time travel is known as a time machine.

However, ipso facto, I have been conducting several experiments exploring the possibility of a Missing Sock Time Space Continuum. I believe that some time in the future we may be able to touch the future, or the past, with a missing sock, therefore by attaching a piece of string to it, I will discover where the future is located whilst keeping my sock at the same time.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sock your sock theory ... I've read the Russians already travel in time! They do it to steal oue socks ...

Prof. Fufu-u said...

My early observations conclude that this may happen by the laws of sock attraction.

Anonymous said...

Have you met Harry Blown Professor? I think he might be attracted to socks like you say. By the way, my name isn't Ispo Facto!

harry blown said...

Well, how did I get here?

Prof. Fufu-u said...

Anonymous.. I believe I'm about to in the very near future.

I was addressing the Latin readers amongst us, not you.

Prof. Fufu-u said...

Harry Blown.. a truly intriguing conundrum indeed.

Anonymous said...

You just did Professor! You must also be psychic.

Oh. I think I'm dreaming anyway and not usually reading Latin in dreams. In fact I don't often read in dreams at all ...

Prof. Fufu-u said...

I must conduct some experiments concerning this psychic phenomenon one day.

I'm surprised you can read at all.