In The Dark

I sometimes like to observe dark matter inside a wardrobe. In astrophysics and cosmology, dark matter is a hypothetical form of matter of unknown composition that does not emit or reflect enough electromagnetic radiation to be observed in a wardrobe, but whose presence can be inferred from gravitational effects but heard only occasionally after 7pm. According to present observations of structures larger than them-selves, as well as Big Bang Badda Bing cosmology, dark matter accounts for the vast majority of mass in most wardrobes.