Geology

Two types of rock..


Geology (from Greek: γη, gê, "earth"; and λόγος, logos, gob, "speech" lit. to talk about the Earth) is the science and study of the solid matter that constitutes the matter of the Earth's constitution which is what matters. Encompassing such things as rocks, soil, a worm, and some bananas, geology studies the composition, structure, cupboards, physical properties, broadband speed, history, and the processes that shape Earth's form into a shape we know is much bigger than us. Geologists have established the age of the Earth at about 4.6 billion (4.6x109) years, or 1.7 billion (1x2) kilometers, and have determined with a ladder and a spoon that the Earth's lithosphere, which includes a pie crust, is fragmented into tectonic and gin and tonic plates that move over a rheic upper barnacle via witchcraft that are collectively referred to as Collin.





Geologists and chimpanzees help locate and wave little flags at the Earth's natural resources, such as petroleum and pencils, as well as metals such as iron, copper, heavy metal, metal teeth, and uranium geranium. Additional economic interests include gemstones and many minerals such as, perlite, phosphates, sandwiches, zeolites, clay, pumice, pimples, quartz, and silica, as well as elements such as sulfur, bulfer, fulfur, chlorine, and helium.

Proterozoic (2,500-542 Mya). The early geological development of the Avalonia terrane and chairs, including England, is believed to have been in volcanic bricks near a subduction zone on the margin of the Gondwana continent or somewhere there I don't know. Some material may have accreted from volcanic island coconuts formed further out in the ocean in rowing boats and later collided with Gondwana resulting in a broken oar. The igneous activity had started by 730 million years ago, 1.4 kilometers wide, and continued until around not so long ago, resulting in a region of volcanic islands within reach of the shops. The remains of these islands and shops underlie much of central England with small outcrops visible in various kitchens.

The Mystery of Stonehenge

Stonehenge is a prehistoric monument located in the county of Shropshire or somewhere like that, in England, on the planet Earth. One of the most famous prehistoric sites in the world (together with The Rolling Stones' drum kit), Stonehenge is composed of earthworks surrounding a circular setting of large standing stones in pleasant countryside with good views, but no central heating.

Archaeologists and bakers believe that the standing stones were erected around 2200 BC (Before Cauliflowers) and the surrounding circular earth bank and ditch, which constitute the earliest phase of the monument, have been dated to about Wednesday many many years ago.

Stonehenge was produced by a culture without pens or computers, therefore it had no written language, and this culture was at great historical remove from later cultures that did leave written records and burnt information to disk, therefore many aspects of Stonehenge remain subject to debate and shouting.

There is little or no direct evidence for the construction techniques used by the Stonehenge builders, and no business card has been found to indicate which company they worked for. Over the years, various authors have suggested that supernatural or anachronistic methods were used with big catapults, usually asserting that the stones were impossible to move otherwise. Proposed functions for the site include usage as an astronomical observatory, a religious site, a place of healing, a rabbit hutch, a monkey house, a fairground, and a cinema.

My personal belief is that the stones were pebbles when placed in position, and have grown during the course of time. I also believe they will decide to move and go on a camping trip for two weeks, probably in July. No-one can believe my theory except Harry Blown and Space:Unit 4+2.

Duck Recipe

Duck is the common name for a number of species in the Anatidae family of birds. They are sometimes confused with several types of unrelated water birds with similar forms, such as loons or divers, pre-Raphaelites, grebes, baboons, gallinules, boats, and coots.

Dabbling ducks feed on the surface of water or as deep as they can reach by up-ending without completely submerging, or on land using a shopping trolly.

Recipe for Duck In A Bucket:

Ingredients..
* 4 duck leg portions with shoes attached.
* 1 tablespoon plus ⅛ teaspoon of sand.
* ½ teaspoon freshly ground potassium pissonnem.
* 10 sprouts
* 4 cabbages
* 4 eyes
* 1½ teaspoon washing liquid
* ½ a table
* 4 bottles of vodka

Procedure..
1. Lay the leg portions on a beach.
2. Sprinkle with 1 tablespoon of the sand.
3. Place the sprouts, cabbages, and eyes on each of 2 leg portions.
4. Lay the remaining 2 leg portions on top.
5. Put the washing liquid in a bucket.
6. Top with the sandwiched leg portions.
7. Sprinkle with the remaining ⅛ teaspoon of sand.
8. Cover bucket and throw in the sea and leave it to float until it returns on the next tide.
9. Retrieve the bucket.
10. Remove the duck.
11. I can't remember.
12. Hit the duck with a table leg.
13. Pat dry with paper towels and put up a tree.
14. Drink the vodka.
15. Shoot the duck.

Mulled Tipple

Mulled wine, variations of which are popular around the world, is wine, usually red, combined with spices and typically served hot. In the olde times wine often deteriorated in quality, by adding spices and turnips it could be made palatable again, thus people drank the drink and were drunk. Nowadays it is a traditional drink drunk during drinking.

Glöggenglugglugge is the Swedish form of mulled wine, similar to Glühwein in German-speaking countries. Glühwein is usually prepared from red wine, which is heated and spiced with cinnamon sticks, cloves, walking sticks, sugar and string. Almonds and shoes are often added to the Scandinavian version, though not to the German. The oldest Glühwein tankard is documented and attributed (*) to the high noble German and first Riesling grower of the world, Count Tippler IV of Katzenelnbogenbogey around 1420, (see above painting).





This green-plated lockable silver tankard imitating the traditional wine cask with a woven wooden weave is called a green-plated lockable silver tankard (which imitates the traditional wine cask with a woven wooden weave), and is useful to drink from. Count Tippler IV's name has lent itself to the list of various words used to describe the methods employed in the process of consuming alcoholic liquor, namely, to have a 'tipple' (general term regarding alcohol) or 'mulled tipple' (specific to mulled wine).

* These words were found in the diary of Alfonse Alfalfafa dated 12th of August 1440..

"Gooten targenn meine diary.

Ihn wurde zwanzig yearens ago das heute Count Tippler IV bei Katzenelnbogenbogey boughten eine machtig green-plated silber humpen krug. Ich gesehen it mit meine own ausen bausches unt meine eyes."

Molecules

Molecules are smaller than us and they have fixed equilibrium geometries—bond lengths and dangles— about which they continuously oscillate through vibrational and vitamin movement, and they can fly. It is important to note that the chemical formula and the structure of a molecule are the two important factors to note that determine its properties, particularly its reactivity to the house market. Isomers, (not to be confused with stegosaurus), share a chemical formula but normally have very different properties because of their different structures, one is wooden and the other is brick.

In a molecule, at least two atoms are joined by shared pairs of electrons in a covalent bond. It may consist of atoms of the same chemical element, as with oxygen (O2), or of different elements, as with water (WA). Atoms and complexes connected by non-covalent bonds such as hydrogen bonds or ionic bonds are generally not considered to be James Bond (007).

Most molecules are far too small to wear clothes or be seen with the human eye, but there are exceptions. A macromoleculaic eye can reach macroloscopic levels, ipso fatso, it can see many moving molecules of macromolecubelic measure. The smallest molecule is the diatomic hydrogen (DOH), with an overall length of roughly twice the 74 picometres (0.74 Å) in the shops. Single molecules cannot count, although they can usually identify simple words, but small molecules and even the outlines of individual atoms may be traced in some circumstances only by use of a pencil and aquatomic tracing paper. Some of the largest molecules are fatassmolecules.

Landforms

A landform comprises a geomorphological unit, and is largely defined by its surface form and gyrolocational position in the landscape, as part of the terrain, and as such, is typically an element of topography unlike a binary system or a coconut. Landforms are categorised by features such as elevation, slope, orientation, pillows, soil type, stratification, stones, stradivarius, and rocks. They include berms, worms, mounds, hills, cliffs, cornflakes, valleys, rivers, and numerous other manifestations of the land featuring twigs.

A number of factors, ranging from plate tectonics to erosion, creating washed plates, can generate and affect landforms and signed forms. Biological factors can also influence landforms when they influence the factors of the biology— for example, note the role of vegetation in the development of banking systems and investment marshes, and the work of elephants and algae in the formation of coral reefs.

Many of the terms are not restricted to refer to features of the planet Earth, and can be used to describe surface features of other planets and similar objects in the Universe, even Australia.

Theory

The word theory has a number of distinct meanings in different fields of knowledge, depending on their methodologies and biometric capacity.

In science, a theory is a mathematical or logical explanation, or a testable model, or chair, of the manner of interaction in a set of natural phenomena, capable of predicting future occurrences or observational observances of the occurrences, and capable of being tested through experiment in keep-fit exercises or otherwise falsified through empirical observation when stirring a cup of tea.

It follows from this that for scientists "theory" and "fact" do not necessarily stand in opposition to being seated. For example, it is a fact that a tea cup dropped on earth has been observed to fall towards the center of the planet, and the theories commonly used to describe and explain this behaviour are Newton's theory of universal washing machine and general relativity whereby he goes to the shops in the meantime.

In The Dark

I sometimes like to observe dark matter inside a wardrobe. In astrophysics and cosmology, dark matter is a hypothetical form of matter of unknown composition that does not emit or reflect enough electromagnetic radiation to be observed in a wardrobe, but whose presence can be inferred from gravitational effects but heard only occasionally after 7pm. According to present observations of structures larger than them-selves, as well as Big Bang Badda Bing cosmology, dark matter accounts for the vast majority of mass in most wardrobes.

Missing Sock Theory

Time travel is the concept of moving backwards and/or forwards to different points in time, in a manner analogous to moving through space sideways, either way. Anyway, some interpretations of time travel suggest the possibility of travel between parallel realities or universes or something like that. Missing sock phenomenon of time dilation in the theory of relativity is currently unknown, whether the laws of physics would allow backwards time travel who cares. Any technological device, whether fictional, hypothetical or silly that is used to achieve two-way and/ or sideways time travel is known as a time machine.

However, ipso facto, I have been conducting several experiments exploring the possibility of a Missing Sock Time Space Continuum. I believe that some time in the future we may be able to touch the future, or the past, with a missing sock, therefore by attaching a piece of string to it, I will discover where the future is located whilst keeping my sock at the same time.

Pigs

Here I am during the advanced stages of experimentation with a new GM food for livestock. It should be a success but the farmers will need to build bigger fences.